March 1

National beat up Ross day. As said in Friends, Ross was acting sus on March 1st so he got beat up

Thank god it is March 1st. I can’t wait to beat Ross’ ass up

by Arij_Lover123 November 18, 2021

March 23

Who ever is born on this day is a dumb whore

Me: you are a dumb whore. Ethan: Why? Me: it shows on urban dictionary that who ever is born on March 23 is a dumb whore! Ethan: It’s right!

by I hate Ethan! October 2, 2021

March 25

The Cutest and Hotest people where born on this day!

Lila: Hey when's ur birthday
Addie:March 25!
Lila:Omg ur so HOT!

by Hi12234690 October 19, 2021

March 3

The day the finest guys we’re born

Guys today’s March 3. Guess what type of guys we’re born today

by anonymous November 1, 2021

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

march

national be-cool-to-kaden day. be nice to your friend kaden (with a k) on March 1-31 all throughout march : ) this is 100 percent a real thing

kaden: you know what month it is?
person: march
kaden: yeah

by ticcit July 27, 2021

March 25

The most perfect and handsome boys were born this day

E: hey we’re March 25th

A: yeah ik the best guys were born today

by Bartonne August 9, 2021