grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

devious lick

A devious lick is a trend where high schoolers with a gpa under 0.70 steal somthing from somewhere at anytime. Little do they know one day they will get caught and face serious consequences.

"Hey bro wyd" "I just hit a devious lick on the teacher he'll never know!!"

by anonymous September 15, 2021

diabolical lick

to steal something from a school in menacing demeanour

I just hit a diabolical lick in the bathrooms dude!

by wet dog alien September 19, 2021

lick her broom

When you eat out a chick with a hairy dick

I thought it was a chick but she had a dick. I'll lick her broom anyways though.

by Micky97 January 29, 2018

Salt Lick

A term used by the rhinoceros community meaning to do bath salts.

Freak rhino: boi im botta go for a salt lick.
Jingledon: gimme some eejit before i tie you to a vending machine.
Freak rhino: bomboclat!

by Smuffluffis Jandark July 14, 2025

licking the Pringle

Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.

Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.

by Baron Taffy June 9, 2023

lake lick-a-[snatch]y

Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.

I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy

by Jimmy Pete August 9, 2009