lick the dogfort

The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.

It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.

by OllyOxen April 20, 2020

muzzle licked

Going down on a woman while wearing a muzzle.

He muzzle licked a smile on my face.

by Yohan329 July 30, 2017

titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail

titty licking dog no

doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

by PaintedMonkee April 02, 2023

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 09, 2021

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017

Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.

Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.

by phrase_minter September 13, 2010