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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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lesbian

a shorter way of saying your lazy or tired
"man im feeling pretty lesbian right now"

"yeah me too, let's go to bed"
by Mithie hamburger March 29, 2022
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Lesbian

Someone who is on the female spectrum or without gender that is attracted to others on the female spectrum (or people without gender, it depends on the person).
"Would you date a guy shorter than you?"
"No."
"That's shallow."
"I'm a lesbian, Tom."
by Sprig Plantar September 11, 2021
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Shrodinger's lesbian

A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"
The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:

Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021
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Lesbian Warrior

Lesbian defender to the max. To the point that you would go to war for them.
John: What’s with the war get-up?
Faith: The lesbians need me. I’m a lesbian warrior
by elemaeoh February 24, 2025
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Lesbianness

The act of being lesbian
Our lesbianness shows
by Petunia petal 123 April 4, 2022
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Lesbian

"Shes a lesbian."
"how do you know that?"
"dude! She said shes watched She-ra, arcane, and the owl house!'
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