if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.
if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010
Get the jack offmug. 
Jack Sparrow...... HAHAHAHAHAHA BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE????? makes piracy romantic!!! i bet potc2 is gunna crap it up with his children and father...
'Elizabeths safe just like i promised, shes all set to marry Norrington like she promised and you get to die for her like you promised...so we're all men of our word really...except Elizabeth, as she is, in fact, a woman...'
by heehee July 29, 2004
Get the jack sparrowmug. an individual whos new to a scene who may or may not really be into it, as in they may or may not be a poseur but are still ridiculed for being a late comer.
a new jack can also be some one who all of a sudden became "interested" in a scene and the next day dress as best they can to fit into the scene.
a new jack can also be some one who all of a sudden became "interested" in a scene and the next day dress as best they can to fit into the scene.
that new jack thinks she can fit in if she dresses like us, i dont even think she listened to punk until yesterday.
by ddddamn girl June 22, 2006
Get the new jackmug. For little ghetto kids who aren't old enough to call people jack a@s yet, there is jack monkey. A perfectly acceptable synonym which prevents a whoopin for using a bad word.
by Ginger DixonGlitz March 21, 2009
Get the Jack Monkeymug. When recieving a Blow Job, the man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth just before he ejaculates, and blows his load right onto her nose. If hes a good enough marksman, it should collect on the tip of her nose,and resemble a carrot nose, just like a snowman.
Man that Jack Frost I gave her last night looked so much like a carrot that you could practically eat it.
by Phil B February 24, 2005
Get the The Jack Frostmug. 1. When a male strokes his penis up and down, slow at first but soon speeds up until he shoots his load. Normally onto a stroke book
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
2. A male getting himself off with his own hand
3. To jack-off, jerk-off or beat your meat.
1. While looking at my favorite jerk-off magazine, I played five card draw with handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
2. I played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks all over my keyboard again.
3. After getting cock blocked at the bar by Mr. Jock, I once again went home and played five card draw with a handful-of-jacks.
by Mister jack Fister January 6, 2009
Get the handful-of-jacksmug.