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2 timing

When a guy dates two girls at the same times, and alternates back and forth between them. Usually the girls find out eventually SO DON'T DO IT.
Girl 1: Im dating Jaylan
Girl 2: wtf me too!
Girl 1: He must be 2 timing us :(
by n_m1237 December 3, 2016
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Joy Time

Another word for Toy Time but more expressive of the intense emotion felt by children around the world when they wake up one morning during Toy Time and find really cool toys.
Upon opening a brightly wrapped package with his name on it one morning during Toy Time and upon discovering it was a Master Replica light saber, our son Harrison leaped into the air and with great joy shouted "Thank you Yenta!"

Now, if you ask me, not that you did, but the correct way to celebrate your children is to make Toy Time Joy Time.
by Mamalla September 16, 2006
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Time Traveling

The experience of mixing both alcohol and benzodiazapines (a class of prescription anti-anxiety drugs such as Ativan, Xanax,and Klonopin), which causes the taker to experience extended amounts of time in major blackouts. This gives the taker the illusion of having traveled through time, as entire blocks of hours or even days have vanished from memory.
Gertrude downed some Valium with tequila and did some time traveling until six hours later, when she came to in the front yard of a stranger's house.
by MissDoe June 15, 2017
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Mountain Time

When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
by okparts August 14, 2014
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Time Life

An evil company that produces musical collections that no one wants just to take up time during commerical breaks.

note: Time life should DIE
Ex:
Commerical) 100 Songs for kids can be yours for only 19.95

Viewer) Augh my ears they bleed!
by Marcus M July 28, 2005
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Fappy Time

The state of mind one finds him/herself in when the time is right to fap (a perverted version of happy time)
Dude, I just finished watching Game of Thrones, and I'm home alone, not it's fappy time.
by Gingerbeardman December 16, 2014
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end times

A span of time that is know as the "End Times", consisting of over 2,000 years to date. How far into this "End Times" Age we are remains to be unknown.
At the end times of this Age.
by AmiAmmiel November 24, 2013
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