Wood Elementary

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.

Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND

by virgil the rat bownownownow June 01, 2024

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Will wood? He’s a music artist that a lot of gay people listen to.
His shit is wild and his music is better than your living
“Hey kid what are you listening to?”
Kid - “Oh me? Hand me my shovel, i’m going in by will wood.”
“Omg wow ur so cool i will bow do wn to you

Will wood is the greatest singer!

by Stingy707 May 02, 2022

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