dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 6, 2021

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DARK ALFONSO

A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters

Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO

by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025

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Dumpin in the Dark

When you are taking a massive dump and the power goes out while you are taking the shit.

Ya man, that storm last night had me Dumpin in the Dark.

by ls.iop November 25, 2020

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dark hark

Something that catches peoples' attention for its disturbing quality.

That weird gesture was a dark hark for that kid, but he confessed that he didn't mean anything malicious about it, so it turned out to be innocuous.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

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dark market gambling

Dark market gambling operators typically do not have gambling licences with minimal 'know your customer', 'anti-money laundering' and customer welfare controls in place. These dark market gambling sites mostly use forms crypto currency as money for gambling.

If you play on dark market gambling sites, make sure the games are provably fair. Dark market gambling sites sometimes have Curaçao licences, but never licences from regulated jurisdictions.

by gamduel September 13, 2019

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