Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.

Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

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Kaczynski's Heel

n. That hidden and innocuous conspiratorial belief so entrenched as to be a core identity which handicaps, jeopardizes, and derails the rest of a person's regular ideas, beliefs, and notions. This could be your local congresswoman who believes "the Jews are using blue lasers in a real estate scheme" or your mother in law that thinks geoengineering and the gregorian calendar are linked.

Jeff was a great guy, but when we were at the cookout last Saturday he crashed out. Ranting and raving about how the nitrites in the sausages are somehow related to Klaus Schwabb and an ancient Mithric society. Must be his Kaczynski's Heel.

by asotvitw April 21, 2025

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What the heeky deeky

"What the heeky deeky" is a linguistic anomaly. To say "what the heeky deeky" is to invoke not only a reaction, but a worldview. It does not merely ask a question, express a feeling, or articulate a belief—it hovers between all three. In short, "what the heeky deeky" is not just a phrase. It is a microcosm of postmodern expression—where language is fluid, meaning is negotiated, and everything, even nonsense, can carry the weight of truth.

“And I was like, ‘What the heeky deeky?!’”

“Bro, that’s straight-up heek.”

“I’ve been feeling kinda heeky today.”

“I’m a Deekist—yeah, I follow Deekism.”

“Shit, well I’m a Heekist.”

by OneFartSmella September 7, 2025

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