Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera

"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"

by Acedelgado July 5, 2012

fake bitch

a white, British girl who is 5'6 and calls grilled cheese "toastie"

oh that girl in the Subaru? that's that fake bitch

by you.already.know.boii February 21, 2022

fake chill

When one is very upset but tries to play it cool.

Her boyfriend cheated; she's fake chill.

by Zionintu December 4, 2015

Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥

Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !

by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

Alibi Fake

An Alibi fake is when someone takes Alibi's Prisma Gadget in Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, puts it down and stands on it. It's purpose is to make someone think it is a Alibi Hologram from her gadget, when in reality, it is actually the player.

"Theres an Alibi Fake on top of stairs"

by Mr_Lagit August 2, 2023