People named El are usually really hot and have a massive dick. They are good friends to have and will make you fall in love with them.
by slut4kuromi November 21, 2021
Get the Elmug. they are most generous persons on the freeking universe. Having an El Kalai in your life is the biggest blessing that could exist. They are skaters. If you have this name, you'll become richer than Trump. Trust me.
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)
the futures masters of the world, a real organisation.... (Like Francs-maçons...)
by paramécie November 22, 2021
Get the El Kalaimug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)
by PaulBlackthorneIsGíselePelicot January 24, 2025
Get the El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)mug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug. Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"
Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"mug. by squigglyigglypigglywiggly November 22, 2021
Get the El Marjomug.