dutch candycane

To wear a mint flavored condom while receiving a blowjob.

I tried a dutch candycane with Luanne. She's allergic to mint so now it's like having a realistic blowup doll.

by Señor Heisenberg March 23, 2016

dutch nipple

A singular nipple piercing in case shit goes sour. Note: only applies to males.

"I only want a Dutch Nipple in case I ever want to breastfeed a child"

by Thisisawkard January 17, 2020

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."

by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014

Dutch dart

Keeping your erection for an extended period when you are involved in a gang bang in Amsterdam.

In Amsterdam he brought his A game to the orgy, he was like a Dutch dart

by Motherfluffer4040 February 20, 2018

all them years dutch for this snake

all them years dutch for this snake dutch helped snake

all them years dutch for this snake -Arthur Morgan red dead 2

by Smart words sussybaka October 21, 2021