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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
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Crushing / Crush Out

Crushing / crushing out = light, warm, positive attraction. Playful, motivating, harmless. You like the feeling itself.

No anxiety loop, no obsession, no self-loss. Just interest + dopamine + curiosity.

Once it turns heavy, intrusive, or draining, it stops being a crush and becomes something else entirely like limerence. Crushing never feels bad.
Her birth mark had me crushing / crush out, I was crushing on her all day while I was with her.
by Prof. Dhingum December 28, 2025
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CRUSH

The act of getting your go-pro lookin ass beat to death by the soul of some guy called Minos prime, a character from the sick ass boomer shooter called ULTRAKILL.
Person 1: Hey man, hows it been?
Person 2: CRUSH
Person 1: dude
by Insignificant fuck February 1, 2025
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National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.
You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 1, 2025
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crushing puss

Having rough sex
Damn Thomas that bitch is bad! last night I was crushing puss!
by 1kThousand February 10, 2025
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MAN CRUSH

Having a crush on a woman that looks like a man.

Also known as MC .
by liljit13513 February 12, 2025
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