A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.
Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?
by v022 December 5, 2025
Get the orphan crushing machine mug.Crushing / crushing out = light, warm, positive attraction. Playful, motivating, harmless. You like the feeling itself.
No anxiety loop, no obsession, no self-loss. Just interest + dopamine + curiosity.
Once it turns heavy, intrusive, or draining, it stops being a crush and becomes something else entirely like limerence. Crushing never feels bad.
No anxiety loop, no obsession, no self-loss. Just interest + dopamine + curiosity.
Once it turns heavy, intrusive, or draining, it stops being a crush and becomes something else entirely like limerence. Crushing never feels bad.
by Prof. Dhingum December 28, 2025
Get the Crushing / Crush Out mug.The act of getting your go-pro lookin ass beat to death by the soul of some guy called Minos prime, a character from the sick ass boomer shooter called ULTRAKILL.
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Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
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