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slipped my cookies

by G-Handle February 12, 2017
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Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
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cookie crisp face

when a mixed race person has spots or achne/ greasy bad skin.
yo my man jermaine, he cute but he's struggling with that cookie crisp face!
by Declan Kenny August 17, 2010
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Pure vanilla cookie

He's a healer, He's and ancient hero, and he is NOT THE FATHER OF CUSTARD III, and he liked white lily cookie
by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023
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brooke/brookie cookie

Brooke has such a fun loving attitude. She is very funny. Always making jokes and making others laugh, and when she gets pissed it’s always so hilarious.
by Shooness February 20, 2022
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jamaican ass cookie

Jamaican ass cookie is a slang definition for someone with the name “hope”
by The real spud January 14, 2018
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Sea Fairy Cookie

A raging hot lesbian cookie with a 0.0314% chance for you to even get it. Has caused me many of pain
Terrance:"Hey bob, have you gotten sea fairy cookie yet?"
Bob:"No."
by Almondaddy November 24, 2021
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