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bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
by tim gadd April 25, 2005
mugGet the bum gardnermug.

bum joint

a waste of a sperm; pretty much has no purpose of existing.
often used in regards when talking about someone/something you dont like.
Damn that refs a bum joint.
My phone doesnt work man, what a bum joint
by Gpmoney November 14, 2006
mugGet the bum jointmug.

Indie Bums

Indie bums are people who base their lives around indie music eg. Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Stone Roses Etc..
You will find that there are often more 'Indie' Boys than girls, this is because indie boys like to hang around town in music shops shouting about who knows more music than the next. Indie bums are like chavs in a way...being that they have their own set of words like amazing, Wicked, Cool Etc. The choice of clothing is tight jeans or "trendy" baggy jeans, Most love to wear jumpers - Stripey if possible. Footwear is mainly converse or some make of trainer that 'no one else has got. And finally the hair...always has to be long and look 'Messy' - Basically how Ian brown has his!
Indie Bum: Ohhh woww that gig was soo amazingg..

Indie Bums Friend: Wooww ino man how cool was it

Indie Bum: it was out of this world his hair was wicked, i im totally inspired.
by Indie_Lover December 12, 2008
mugGet the Indie Bumsmug.

bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug
by moses June 6, 2004
mugGet the bum sticksmug.

hum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-bum

ow my finger hurts and weird liquid brown stuff is coming out of my ass and its burning like hell!
mugGet the hum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-bummug.

Bums Rush

While having anal sex you place a line of coke on there back with a blunt in hand as you are about to cum you sniff the line then light the blunt for the rush
See The Bod he loves the bums rush
by lemon and jaybone February 10, 2009
mugGet the Bums Rushmug.

bum fluff

The pointless and inevitably very dusty crap plastered onto the walls of 'with it' peoples houses
Interoir designers say it is fashionable, I say it is a piece of shit
mugGet the bum fluffmug.

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