Bitch Bread

An apple-cinnamon bread purchased at a farmers market or farmers market pop up shop.

Hey John, pass me a slice of that bitch bread.

by The breadmaker June 28, 2019

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Pink bread

Bread made using vaginal yeast

person 1: mmmm I loved Maria's pink bread

person 2:I know right, it was so tasty

by skidibi toilet December 26, 2024

Bread Chest

When you consume carbs too quickly and it feels like they’re wrapping around your heart

Oh my God, I ate four pieces of pizza in 30 seconds and now I have bread chest!

“Are you okay? You look like you’re having a heart attack.”

“No, It’s not a heart attack. I just ate a bagel too fast and now I have bread chest.”

by Telysisters December 5, 2020

Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.

Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*

by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

gig bread

Money made from working.

Im making dat gig bread till 9. I'll call you when I get off

by buddabudda___ December 29, 2014