The touching story of a blue waffle:
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
Johnny hit rock bottom when he broke up with his girlfriend, but once he saw his sister's waffle of a vibrant blue his mood completely shifted and his appetite intensified; after Johnny had devoured Sally's blue waffle their relationship changed into something exceptionally special. Sally's selfless act of kindness had effectively strengthened their bond and ultimately transformed her brother into her best friend. As time has gone by, Johnny and Sally have grown even closer and they still share the occasional blue waffle together. Johnny wouldn't want it any other way.
by Professor McBadass July 15, 2011
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Get the Blue-bunny mug.1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.
2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
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She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.
What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
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What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
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Get the marriage blues mug.A Blue Star is the act of wrapping elastic bands (preferably using heavy-duty industrial sized elastics) around ones penis and testicals tight enough for the testicals to turns blue. Then the testicals are inserted in a female or male's (depending on preference) anus (brown star).
Great for use use during marathon sex sessions when the male (giver) can no longer achieve an erection and anal intercourse is desired. Or in cases where someone has an extremely small penis and anal intercourse is desired, where the female or male (receiver) can not achieve desire from the other partner's penis due to its size.
User warning ... prolonged use can created permanent blue balls or even worse dead balls.
Great for use use during marathon sex sessions when the male (giver) can no longer achieve an erection and anal intercourse is desired. Or in cases where someone has an extremely small penis and anal intercourse is desired, where the female or male (receiver) can not achieve desire from the other partner's penis due to its size.
User warning ... prolonged use can created permanent blue balls or even worse dead balls.
My home-boy Johnny Z. was macking this fat mexican bitch for about six hours and she just kept wanting more and more of his good thing. My muthafucka couldn't get it up anymore so he blue-starred taco-eating bitch.
Johnny eyed up a bunch of ugly Indian bitches and said to his buddies, "Hey what do I care my dick doesn't have eyes. I'll blue star them whores."
Johnny eyed up a bunch of ugly Indian bitches and said to his buddies, "Hey what do I care my dick doesn't have eyes. I'll blue star them whores."
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