Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!
by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 18, 2010
the prompt 4:54pm Friday evening arrival of a certain visitor with a critical (due today) case that has been sitting on that visitor’s desk for 5 months and 29 days – yet needs to be out today!
F: Damn, I can't make the party tonight! I just got 5 o'clock blocked by one of my bosses! I'll be pulling another all-nighter tonight!
G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
G: 5 o'clock-blocked again!? That excuse is getting old.
by 5 o'clock-blockee September 16, 2011
by Nate June 03, 2003
the practice of some drivers that prevents others from changing lanes to exit a freeway or other high-speed roadway. the blocker is between the car exiting and the actual exit, and must be travelling in the lane furthest right (in left-hand-drive countries only,) and going at the same speed as the exiting car. this action can cause massive amounts of road rage because often drivers take extreme measures to maintain their position or to get off the road. the blocked driver must usually take the next exit, which is no problem in big cities. when out in the middle of nowhere, however, the next exit may be many miles ahead, increasing the feelings of road rage. note: if the exiting driver is trying to get off from the far left lane, he is a dumbass and should have his license revoked. in this case off-ramp blocking has not occured.
bonnie: these people are so rude here!! i was trying to change lanes so i could get off at 76th street, but some dumbass in a kia spectra stayed alongside of me for miles! i couldn't get off until national avenue!! what a bastard!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!
by earpuller July 02, 2006
When one is in the thought process of creating a rage comic, a sudden block occurs, deeming the victim unable to create a beloved comic.
Keith: I don't know what to make for my rage comic
Shelby: What's wrong?
Keith: I have rage comic block.
Shelby: What's wrong?
Keith: I have rage comic block.
by abercrombiesummerline November 04, 2011
PHAT CAP YO.....We be munchin dees peices like other assorted non phsycedelic Fungi... as well as fat mount everest sized bowls. There as big as all the people that have died on that mo-fo
Random Cracky: Fuck yo im freaking out dinasours are fuckin taking over, plus there ant counterparts are roaming the urbans hoods as well
C-Block: No man, u just hit a he did it, chill with that... dont be flop
C-Block: No man, u just hit a he did it, chill with that... dont be flop
by Jorad/ J- Lor May 05, 2005
"Guy1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Muther fuck tits ASS PISS!!!!!!"
"Guy2: SSssshhhhh!!! Dude your blowin up the block."
Muther fuck tits ASS PISS!!!!!!"
"Guy2: SSssshhhhh!!! Dude your blowin up the block."
by V3nom562 July 19, 2008