ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

BallAng

A term used to describe someone who balls out, pop bottles, and fuck bitches like Mr. Ang does.

Friend 1: Hey man, it's a BallAng night tonight.
Friend 2: Dude, fuck yes, imma fuck bitches left and right.

by trollang July 13, 2014

ballaffocation

During the act of tea bagging (sucking on balls), balls go to deep and you can't breathe.

Gertrude almost died from ballaffocation while pleasing Harold. ballaffocate suffocate balls testicles

by Vegalicious October 20, 2015

balla j

A loser who thinks he is top shit, see also; Fag

Bruh, that kid looks like such a balla j

by BigOne44 December 8, 2015

Ballard Jackhammer

A sex act wherein a male intermittently thrusts quickly and loudly for 5-30 second intervals, alternating with minutes of complete stillness and silence. Said male begins while his partner is still asleep and continues for several hours.

Some f*#%face woke me up with the Ballard Jackhammer again this morning. It goes on all day and leaves me unsatisfied and agitated.

by CountryTerry August 20, 2016

ballatyne

A short individual that touches their siblings inappropriately

if you dont stop ill ballatyne you

by WiiSports#1 June 21, 2017

ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

'what is this new form of ballardry'

he says to his mate after watching some bloke screaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w April 19, 2018