Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.

He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!

by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

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i just gave my sister some alabama anal

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Alabama

Where your Step-Sister is your wife

My Step-Sister asked to help her with "homework" in Alabama

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Alabama Bop It

When a male sits on a females face to have oral pleasure done to him, while the female proceeds to play with the male’s penis.

“You see that beautiful lady over there?!?”
“Yeah, what about her?”
“Maaaaaaan, the things I would do to let her give me an Alabama Bop It!”

by Boosted.gman March 11, 2019

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Alabastery

The dumb things white people (mostly the racist red-neck drunks) say and do thinking they can justify their stupidity by forming a union of other alabasters within their family.

"I wish Thanksgiving was in Flint, I get sick of holidays in Pasco County being ruined with alabastery and nonsense

by HatedByMany March 17, 2019

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