anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.

dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

Dutch Anal

When you trap a fart in your partner's asshole with your cock.

Sarah's fat ass ate a taco twelve pack from T-bell, so I gave her Dutch Anal to keep her from stinking up the room.

by Ol Dirty Dingus June 10, 2018

Anal Bond

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.

Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...

by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014

Anal cloth

To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole

Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.

by Swag fegs May 5, 2015

Anal Saliva

Liquids coming out your ass right before diaharia.

I had horrible anal saliva from that mexican food last night!

by Analfacts July 9, 2016

Anal Beer

When beer is poured down the crack of someone's ass and someone lays underneath and drinks the beer pouring off the person's ass crack. Most of the time it's a big fat guy's ass the beer is dripping from, to up the nastiness!

Frat boy: Dude, I dare you to do an Anal Beer.

by Rad Nick April 18, 2019

Titty anal

The pleasurable sexual act of sticking ones soft, cushiony love sac (the female or male breast) up your asshole

Yoooo Drake I did some mad titty anal with my girl Agatha this week.

by Hoodclip wannabees January 11, 2018