Turkey smalls

When a dude has partied too much and can’t get his dick to get “big” or up at all. Queens (Astoria) slang for coke d.

I’m sorry babe, I’ve got turkey smalls. Maybe in the morning…..

by 💁🏻‍♀️ November 2, 2025

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by SuicideForest101 November 25, 2020

Mud Turkey

An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.

”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”

”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”

by SapphoPrime August 20, 2024

Yard Turkey

A term used in most parts of Georgia to describe the Tiger Mosquito.

Hey man, that yard turkey was so big it bit me through my clothes.

by neurotik July 5, 2009

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

turkey

A complete dumbass

John said he gon go cut up in traffic knowing the police hot right now.
He ah turkey

by kuzoes October 18, 2023

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015