Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Bump

An emotional bruise from being victimized by the Trump administration.

I have many Donald Bumps. Maybe I should move to avoid more.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald mumps

The powerful negative effect of Donald Trump's administration on everyone.

British guy: I have the Donald mumps.

German guy: So do I.

Australian guy: Me too.

Kenyan guy: Yep, me as well.

Penguin in South Pole: I don't like Donald Trump at all.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Dump

A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes

Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp

by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018

DONALD TRUMP

THE 45TH PRESIDENT OF THE USA
A EAGLE IN THE USA

HI

HI
HOW ARE U
I AM GOOD
WANNA HAVE SEX
NO U LOOK LIKE DONALD TRUMP

by ARTICLE 13 January 13, 2019

Donald Shrimp

A money whore.

Also can be referred to a very huge jackass in some situations.

(Person 1) Is that Donald Shrimp?
(Person 2) Fuck off mate, he is just a shrimp that has a money whore issue, ignore him.

by pussylover1124 June 24, 2018