cock dumping

When you can’t keep or don’t want a rooster and give it away to someone else regardless if they want it.

Was cock dumping last night and my neighbor saw me.

by Fatty_Nug July 11, 2020

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

Road dump

When you're on the highway all day and you suddenly have to stop somewhere and shit

Patrick drove all the way from his house to work, came right in the door, and took a road dump

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Dump Lord

The man/women/demon that always manages to obliterate all porcelain devices he/she/they lay eyes on.

Bruh, the dump lords at it again. This is just depressing

by Texasboontampa April 3, 2020