Chicken in your plughole

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.

Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

by It’s_Ok_On_Tuesday April 11, 2021

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 11, 2011

Mowin On Your Lawn

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

by Colorado2NYC October 05, 2012

Whack your boss

A flash game created in 2003 by former Simpsons creator Tom Winkler where you play as a man in an office and you kill your boss in many ways (ruler, keyboard, Garbage bin, clock, etc.)

I had a hard day at work. I’m gonna play whack your boss.

by Beatlesfan18 June 04, 2019

Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

by Worf Thaddeus March 09, 2014

Chill your grill

To tell someone to calm the hell down when they are overly excited for a stupid reason.

"OMG! I totally just invented a new expression!"
response: "Dude, chill your grill!"

by MetalGooseSolid January 24, 2012

down on your dick

it means to be in a low position in life , like you hit rock bottom.

it means to hit rock bottom “you was down on your dick 5 years ago but you up now!”

by janedaqsonn May 26, 2021