Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.

E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020

Willy schmedder

A word that me and my cousin Dylan Ford created back in the day when we played roblox on Xbox live

Yo man your a little Willy schmedder

by Willy schmedder November 21, 2020

willy-mobbed

a sucker punch or
gang bang

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?

by archania2012holocaust May 3, 2011

Willy wank dingle dong doodler

A string of words describing a penis

"put ur willy wank dingle dong doodler away!"

by REVGHOST October 1, 2022

Willie

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.

Willie is a narcissist.

by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023