To have sex in doggy style position and then slam your mates face into a blue berry pie then pull their hair and yell FREEDOM!!!
by Aterribleperson July 29, 2018

William is a person who is very kind-hearted, loyal, funny, handsome, and a gentleman. He opens the door for you, he isn't afraid to be himself in front of you. He shows you off to his friends, and he talks about you. He is the definition of perfect. His dark brown eyes look like pools of honey in the sun, his cute little nose, his adorable smile, his cute freckles, and his perfect height. Everything about him is perfect. You think he will never notice you, but he is thinking the same thing. He always makes you smile or laugh when you need it, he loves to call you just because, and he checks up on you to make sure you are doing ok. Once you meet a William, you should never leave him. He is so caring and kind that he deserves the world. He is perfect boyfriend material. He is the kind of guy that you want to marry. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are his only one. He's the one that you will have late convocations with on the phone until 3 am. He will say a lot of sweet things to you. He will make you feel special. At first, he will seem shy and kind of mean. He takes a while to open up to people and even longer to trust them. He knows what is right and he doesn't just care about his popularity. He cares about the people he is spending his childhood with. You are one of them and he is beyond grateful that you are. Overall, he is the best, most perfect guy you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. Once you meet a William, don't let go. He is special<3
by pk809 December 15, 2022

Also known as Kojokigi. A master of the computer world. You will not be able to hide from him, he will find out your inner most secrets. But treated right will be your most trusted and loyal friend or lover.
by William Burlington December 20, 2016

The act of of masturbating and vomiting, thus using the vomit as a lubricant for a more pleasurable experience. This all must take place while a buddy of yours is having sexual intercourse with an ugly, fat midget.
by Evol!!1 January 31, 2019

Williams is the term for a female narcissist, who usually has children. They will lie to the few friends that they manage to retain for any length of time. They will attempt to use their children as a mechanism to impact on people's lives that they no longer control, regardless of any "collateral" damage to the child.
Mentally unhinged
Mentally unhinged
Jane is so full of spite and envy. She will do anything to score a point against anyone. She is a total Williams
by Mr AAnderson February 4, 2022

William, stil listening to Katy Perry!!
by Will is an eboy November 22, 2021

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