It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.
Dim Sum:Hey man, I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado, what the actual?
Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.
Cool guy with big dick: Shut the fuck up.
by bigolpeepee June 21, 2014
A word used in pretty much any situation, though is most commonly used while using drugs. May be used whenever something good happens, or just simply make a statement. Pioneered by the great John Joseph McCluskey, this saying is sweeping the Sparrows Point/North Point Village area like a hurricane.
by MrUnknown October 20, 2007
Whats the time is an English codeword originating from Yorkshire that is really bad swearing at people you know you can't swear at.
Ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can't say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? Simply say 'whats the time?' to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.
Ever had an irritating person bugging you and you can't say anything back to them (your boss, your girl/boyfriends best mate etc)? Simply say 'whats the time?' to them and replace those three words in your head with what you really want to say to them for instant stress releif.
Boss: I've accidentally deleted the reports you made for the last months income. You'll have to write them up again for me.
You: Whats the time?
You(what your really saying): I hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a bitch!
You: Whats the time?
You(what your really saying): I hope you fall off a bridge and die you son of a bitch!
by Jack Langley February 04, 2008
Refers to the common use of WTF?!, has way super-cool originality, and you can actually say around your parents when you get mad.
(Boy stubbs his toe really bad)
Holy crap! What the flower dude! my flowerin toe is flowerin bleeding!
*Drama
*Drama
Holy crap! What the flower dude! my flowerin toe is flowerin bleeding!
*Drama
*Drama
by sierrarazzz August 07, 2006
A differential phrase used to question what is happening. Or as a response to someone/thing and their questionable ideas, clothing, face,etcetera.can be used in most any situation. except when in church. Derived from the common term "What the fuck" as a substitution for the coming of age spermling wanting to explore profain expression the classiest way, by substituting one swear word for another one.
by Lennifer Hopez November 04, 2010
Used to express feeling of PWNAGE whenever it is necessary with addition of your own words at the end.
You Just Got Sniped From a Camper!
"Oh What daaaa nutstrap!"
No more Cheese balls!
"Oh What daaaa Jesus Monkey Balls!"
"Oh What daaaa nutstrap!"
No more Cheese balls!
"Oh What daaaa Jesus Monkey Balls!"
by ABG46_ February 20, 2009
When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.
Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.
by Darren Thomson May 04, 2005