Worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined. Every time it’s spoken the sun moves a mile closer to the Earth.
Ryan: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*
Patrick: don’t make me do it.
Ryan: do it
Patrick: ur granny franny
*ryan explodes*
*the sun melts mercury*
by Urboi489 May 11, 2018
Get the ur granny franny mug.ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
Get the ur mum mug.A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020
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Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.
by Nadyak August 7, 2022
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