Uncle Shit

Someone or something that is Uncle Shit

Yo Uncle Shit you tryna do some Uncle Shit later?

by Unctypeshi May 11, 2025

Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Salty Uncle

Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.

"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"

"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"

"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"

by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025

Uncle Sam's Medicine

Alcohol or a drink mixed with alcohol in it.Uncle Sam's Medicine

Maybe you need to lay off Uncle Sam's Medicine there, huh.

by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023

Uncle Jim

The uncle the molested you when you were 6. He’s a pretty sweet guy but thinks you forgot about what he did. He mostly spends his time in the basement and at church. He’s anti social and has 1 friend he plays golf with (usally your dad or a friend from Highschool). Over all a pretty weird but nice-ish guy

Uncle Jim is a pedophile
Let’s go play golf with your Uncle Jim

by poKin0m July 16, 2023

Uncle Getcha

the creepy uncle that probably has a crush on you

Uncle insert name is such a uncle getcha

by pixie21212 July 31, 2023

Uncle

Uncles are the husbands of your aunts. And uncles can either be the living relative of your mother or your father (Mostly likely both). You are the nephew (male relative) or niece (female relative) of your uncle(s). Uncles are like the more distant, complex, cheeky, and over-complicated father-type relatives of your family. Uncles tend to be one of the few respected figures within your family and they are most likely to treat you like their friend- the older you get. Uncles tend to be overweight, balding, older, loud, funny, and obsessed with things like politics, sports TV, current news, ranting over politics, food, and beer. You most likely notice that your uncle is more religious.

You: I have an uncle.

by MsJacques August 14, 2023