amongst the twos and fews

a person who is always broke

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.

by tuffpuff October 1, 2010

Two Headed Dragon

Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.

It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.


The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.

by Yellowmelon February 7, 2009

Two Men Kissing

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP????
DID U WANT TO SEE TWO MEN KISSING????
YOU LIKE MEN..... YOU LIKE KISSING....
YOU LIKE MEN KISSING
YEA YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

You literally wanted to see two men kissing but guess what? I'm not dirty minded so I won't show you and you're a wierd faggot if you searched this up.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 29, 2022

two greasy guys

Sloppy fucking fat whoops that make pizza that is very greasy

Lets order two greasy guys

by HeadPlug April 5, 2004

My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.

Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"

by Phrgfdiefhshdjks June 5, 2018

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021