tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving

by anonymous December 6, 2024

Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.

Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!

by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020

Turkey

A person who is free-spirited, wild, child-like and a little funny.

My toddler is a Turkey.

by anonymous November 22, 2023

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022