Turd-Slurpee

I don't know what the hell this means... but I do know, that it sounds rather disgusting!!!

Turd-Slurpe... what the....*puke*

by YearRoundPMSGirl November 24, 2003

counter sunk turd

This is created when biting the pillow and coping a large sausage up the date and taking it for the team

The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.

by biggles2153 July 10, 2010

Turd in a punch bowl

This is a sexual fetish in which a willing participant dons a pair of deep sea swim fins and a full faced snorkel mask. While handcuffed nude and on his knees a group of full bladdered women enter the room and attach and large pet cone (lamp shade) around the participants neck. One by one each women urinates into the cone until the participants face is fully submerged. At this point the final vixen then tops it off with a long over due bowle movement, thus creating the bliss of a turd in a punch bowl!

Honey, don't forget your full faced snorkle mask for tonight's swinger party. Remember it's you week to take the "Turd in a punch bowl".

by Ray Sissome February 2, 2021

Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.

Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.

by bumchutney September 21, 2014

turd burgler

Illogical term. Excrement or fudge burgler would be more appropriate.

You can get some of the excrement, but how can you get a whole turd on your willy? Although it's real dumb it is sortonly not as uncreative as most of the other shit, these shitheads make up from their weed and weak genes on Urbandictionary.com.

by webster September 18, 2004

Texas turd burglar

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006

turd burglar

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')

Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd!! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson

by fatty August 21, 2003