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Paint the Town Red

A online video-game where you play as the Minecraft character "Steve" except you get to brutally murder everyone you see. Players get the option to play in a story-mode type gameplay with a story about some fucking alien bullshit, but you still get to murder all the aliens. Other options include multiplayer gameplay, single-player gameplay, and an arena style gameplay with higher levels of difficulty with each arena you pass.

The game was initially released on October 13th, 2015 by South East Games and only meant as a console game for the Play Station 4. But, was later released to other consoles like Xbox and Nintendo Switch, it was later playable on PC after the game was added for sale on the Steam Game Store.

Now you may be wondering, why the fuck would I spend 20 dollars on a game where I just beat the living shit out of everyone? Well let me tell you my friends, if you are in a bad mood this game will make you happy almost instantly. You can let all that anger and sadness go into ruining people in a block game and have no regret at shooting people in the face or hitting them with a baseball bat. The game also is supported by Steam and has a workshop and community that I believe still works on cool community made projects. I currently have a single-player area that I picked up from the workshop of fighting on an aircraft.

This game is a gem and should get a lot more praise then it already does, for supporting people with anger problems.
Bro: WTF, My girl just cheated on me I'm going to kill a fucking dude!!!

Me: woah woah woah, it's okay... play Paint the Town Red

Bro: What the fuck does that have to do with anything about me getting FUCKING CHEATED ON!

Me: it's game where you can literally beat people up you should totally play that instead of actual violence.

Bro: your a fucking dumbass this is literally why no bitches talk to you
by Lol!po April 23, 2022
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hustle town sprinkler

The act of urinating while performing the helicopter dick.
My wife is into golden showers so I gave her the hustle town sprinkler.
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small town canceled

when an individual does or says something that causes a group of people to judge, reject, or “cancel” them on a small scale; from canceling, but in an interpersonal group or small community, like a school or workplace
A: Did you hear that Mark cheated on Lucy?
B: Yeah, and now no one’s talking to him. He’s totally small town canceled.
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small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.
He was a small town wonder will big dreams.
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ye ye town

A small town with strong cowboy culture, places where saying howdy is completely acceptable and horsegirls are born. Some people may be a little redneck and some people are dressed to match the trees. And everyone there has a weird uncle and the highschool mascot is a cowboy or Native American. Regardless, it's a beautiful, quaint place to grow up; and the people are friendly folks, who never shy from helping a fellow human being.
I've heard (insert name of place) is quite the ye ye town, they put on an awesome rodeo there every August!
by OLDFARTABLED56 September 29, 2019
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Painting the town red

When members of Team Valor go from gym to gym in Pokémon Go, battling them and claiming them for Team Valor, it is said that they are painting the town red.

For Team Mystic is is called painting to town blue.

Towns do not get painted yellow very often due to the lack of number of players on Team Instinct.
Her and I went out last night to play Pokémon Go, we were painting the town red.
by Arceus777 September 20, 2017
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Bring it around town

Rotating the upper half of your body in a clockwise or counter-clockwise rotation. Similar to what Spongebob did in the episode "Bubblestand".
Spongebob: Now it's time to bring it around town! Bring it arouundd toowwnn!
by blugbogug October 27, 2023
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