Max

imagine an emo met someone with every possible mental illness, fused and then created an abomination that stays on twitter just to cancel 15 year olds and put trigger warnings on literally everything they say

Michael: dude have you heard about max?

Becky: haven't why?

Michael: the dudes lost his mind, he just had a break down because he couldn't dox a kid for blocking him

Becky: HA, no seriously he needs to get a grip

by juiceboxkw July 11, 2021

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Max Sites

Max is my boyfriend!! Hes so pretty and handsome and i love him so much!! Hes my favorite boy ever and im so proud that i get to say hes mineee <3

Max Sites is Avas!!

by avalynn0610 April 22, 2024

Jordyn and max

the best couple in the whole world

have you seen Jordyn and Max? they locked in for life

by BigBoOtBitcCh August 21, 2022

Max

Max is a pleb. he has crusty ass hands and shwanks in the school bathrooms every period

max you fucking pleb stop shwanking in the bathroom.

by rtryuhj April 28, 2022

stressed to the max

More stressed than ever before

Person 1: Hey Sally what's wrong?
Person 2: Bobbie Jo I'm just stressed to the max!

by Poptart0612 May 19, 2016

max

He be that pretty mf , wrd 2 u can catch hands at ems 8th grade bathroom

''max spit bars no lyin that hellfire''
-migi

geo-stfu max u ain't finna do shit
max - (shows him ''the video'')

geo - (walks out of the room)
max-(kisses girl)

by maxe.m.s. February 14, 2022