Pulling a Thomas 

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

Pulling a Thomas by Skouch March 28, 2018

John Thomas 

Usually a large man that loves bojangles, working with children, and Saying phrases like “Hey Buddy”

“Hey did you see that guy he looks like a John Thomas”

John Thomas by Backdoor Bill September 14, 2018

Isiah Thomas 

Best player in all of NBA Jam. Enough said. Also kicks total ass in Halo and Halo 2. Isiah Thomas is a living God. For real.

Isiah Thomas...FOR THREE! (makes it every time)

Isiah Thomas by E-Ram February 28, 2005

jackie lynn thomas 

A savage mermaid that makes SVTFOE hopeless because of her interference with canon happiness, also refuses to accept the fact Star is better. She's also Marcos side hoe

Jackie Lynn Thomas is Marcos side hoe

jackie lynn thomas by Ihatejackielynnthomas August 27, 2017

Mr Thomas 

Mr Thomas Is A Teacher, He Is Believed To Be A Massive Pedophile, He May Have Raped Many Students In My Class, I Don’t Know Though. He Is Really Weird

I Think Mr Thomas Fucked Thalia Yesterday

Mr Thomas by Kyethryll June 26, 2019

happy thomas 

You reach into a girls pussy, grab the back wall and rip it inside out. Once it is hanging inside out you fresh it with liquid nitrogen. Then she does you up the ass with her frozen pussy.

A woman died last night because someone did a happy thomas to her

happy thomas by Hougely March 28, 2008

james thomas 

A person who has never talked to a girl and is homosexual, someone who Doesn’t have many friends and is quiet

James Thomas is retarded

james thomas by Urgay6969 June 8, 2019