weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020

Weed

What people are selling these days. Get you rocked, are found to be healthier than cigarettes. Dont use to much! (Wink wink)

(Guy) use cigarettes instead of weed.
(Man) actually weed is heathier than cigarettes.

by DancingMusic February 23, 2018

shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.

Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!

by some nonce January 9, 2018

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 28, 2020

Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021

Weed

Snoop Dogg's most favorite thing in the world.

Snoop Dogg does a lotta weed.

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021