Christian

Christian is a kind caring and loving person who truly cares about there friends in many ways a guardian angel

Christian is my religion

by What is a Christian as a frien November 4, 2021

Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.

Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?

by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.

Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great

person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry

by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022

Christian

Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything

Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone

Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where

by Eskatiiiiiiiiiit June 24, 2018

Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian

Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst

by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020

If you spend enough time around Christianity

You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.

Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024