amongst the twos and fews

a person who is always broke

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.

by tuffpuff October 1, 2010

Two Headed Dragon

Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.

It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.


The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.

by Yellowmelon February 7, 2009

Two Men Kissing

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP????
DID U WANT TO SEE TWO MEN KISSING????
YOU LIKE MEN..... YOU LIKE KISSING....
YOU LIKE MEN KISSING
YEA YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

You literally wanted to see two men kissing but guess what? I'm not dirty minded so I won't show you and you're a wierd faggot if you searched this up.

by RandomGuyIsCool November 29, 2022

two greasy guys

Sloppy fucking fat whoops that make pizza that is very greasy

Lets order two greasy guys

by HeadPlug April 5, 2004

two man advantage

Long Island Hockey Punk

Matt Emerich like two man way too much

by Jeremy Hammond February 1, 2003

Velvet Two Stripes

1. A Term To Describe A Pair Of Cheap Two Stripe Trackies, Usually Lonsdale.

2. A Term Famous Around Clackmannanshire Scotland, The Craze Stared By Two Twins After Their Friend Posted A Picture Of Himself Wearing Two Stripes, The Term Then Began To Be Used As An Insult.

Look At That Gimp and His Velvet Two Stripes.

by Fagface November 11, 2008

Two Box Lunch

Sexual position where two female partners are performing oral sex on each other at the same time.

I walked in on my girlfriend and her roommate having a two box lunch.

by Paranoid99 March 31, 2009