Hym "Isom #2 is out now but (if you're reading this) YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT! I told you to go over there already! Did I not tell you to go over there already!? There's also a special promotion for Isom #1 (promo code PIRATE) so if you're like me and are a dumptser person with 0 dollars who still hasn't read it, you can get Isom #1 for 12 DOLLARS That's like 66% OFF THE ORIGINAL PRICE! I shouldn't even have to tell you this! Go!"
by Hym Iam August 06, 2023
Is that a pirate?
by Shaddow fox January 26, 2021
Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.
Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique
by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018
When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 27, 2019
When going to spike a volleyball, the one foot flings up like a princess lifting her leg after a long kiss, sand flings up from the toe point and lands directly in a teammates eye
by Pseudosciencenym August 26, 2023
Hoochie pirate is a guy that is known to get girls(pussy) and steal women's virginity
hoochie mama man hoe
hoochie mama man hoe
by supreme94 December 13, 2016