fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT

TYSON HUNTER IS A GOAT A ROCKET LEAGUE

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT at RL.

by vxid.ryft February 3, 2021

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear August 1, 2021

love goats

An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.

Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.

by Crowned40 June 17, 2017

Goatted YouTuber

A Minecraft YouTuber that gets no bitches

Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber

by Goatted January 3, 2023

Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.

We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2

by pureownage54 December 17, 2008

rammy goat

a rammy goat is some one who favor poop and black like wah and whose last name is ramsay

uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

you look like a likkle rammy goat

by ghfhhmhgguygdfyjrthghrt June 17, 2019