Goat

Angel Marquise Andrade is the Only goat on the planet

Look at how goat that guy is.

by Goat Sike January 14, 2020

The GOAT

Yousef Al Zenky

Yousef AL Zenky is the GOAT.

by Benjamin E. Dover May 10, 2022

Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

Throat Goat

Dakota

Dakota is the best throat goat

by F1lthysoul July 28, 2023

Goat

ME

I'm the Goat

by FurryFucker445 August 10, 2023

goated

the opposite of dogwater

kitty: *plays ukulele goatedly*
sausy: that's dogwater
maylala: don't lie sausy! that's absolutely goated!

by anonymous January 9, 2022