Texas gut grenade

1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.

2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*

For their 5 year anniversary, Janice give Dave a Texas gut grenade.

by kpop_landfil January 1, 2017

Texas Exit

The use of an actor with a chainsaw to encourage haunted house guests to speedily depart. Derived from the horror film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

It seems every Halloween haunted house is using a Texas Exit these days.

by playboyhalloween October 28, 2017

texas roadhouse

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.

Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna

by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019

Texas Roadhouse

A Texas Roadhouse is where u play basketball white ur nut amd u have to shoot ur nut into the hoop

Brian Yo I finna clap u in some Texas Roadhouse

Steve sheeeeeesh

by Donnietrump69 April 8, 2021

the texas torture

duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging

when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.

by texgirl September 3, 2009

texas

A popular and generally accepted alternative to the word 'texts', as in text messages.

So check it brah, I done sent this hoe like 10 texas with no response. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

by Joey_330ci July 27, 2010

Texas

A third world country dotted with first world cities.

Person 1: I'm moving to Texas next month. I need a career.

Person 2: Why are you moving to a third world country for a career? Move to Haiti while you're at it.

by James R Clobum April 29, 2020