show and tell

Besides da classic "supposedly for giving schoolchildren practice/confidence in public speaking" action (but which actually scares da crap outta many kids and/or causes lower-income students to feel jealous of da more-affluent ones who have nicer/fancier possessions to proudly display), this expression also refers to either of two "displaying da merchandise" actions:
(1) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts --- with da understanding dat said reveal is supposed to be kept confidential, of course --- but then either Person A or Person B goes and blabs about said private-area exposure to one or more other people, causing humiliation and/or repercussions to one or both "Persons", or
(2) Where Person A lets Person B view one or more of Person A's intimate body-parts in exchange for Person B's verbally revealing to Person A one or more secrets dat he would otherwise not divulge.

One good way to get a normally-modest chick to let you see her boobs/butt is to offer to help her with her homework or some other task dat she does not possess da knowledge and/or mental/emotional capabilities to tackle on her own, but insist dat she agree to a "show and tell" contract --- i.e., a deal wherein she agrees to let you view her "goods" in exchange for your putting in da time/effort to tell her da vital bits of info dat she needs in order to complete said drudgerous task.

by QuacksO April 17, 2021

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Show me

1. The way you pronounce Xiaomi, but think of the word "show" as part of "shower".

2. Used to attempt to revive a dead meme.

1.

'Murican dude: "Ayo, have you heard of Shaw My's new phone?"
Chinese dude: "It's pronounced Show Me, but with the word Show being part of the word Shower"

2.
YTP Robotnik: "I'm happy to show you da wae."
Ugandan Knuckles: "SHOW ME DA WAE"

by DarkAF420 October 12, 2023

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Reality/game show moron

Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.

The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

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The Truman Show

that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….

I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.

by anonymous May 25, 2023

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