Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Portman Road

Home of Ipswich Town FC. Awful stadium for an awful team.

Yuck, never go to Portman Road, it smells.

by Skrom May 26, 2021

Carrow Road

Home of the only team in East Anglia and most beloved club in England, Norwich City.

Carrow Road is the best ground in the country

by Skrom May 26, 2021

Road Enthusiasts

The driver of an automobile. Such as cars, motorcycles, semis, and or forklifts.

Be careful not to cause an accident and injure other road enthusiasts.

by Di0nysus May 27, 2021

Road

"Rude." This (mysterious) word was founded by the (mysterious) group Sheesh, specifically Lil Mobodick.

"Ayo. J.K. is road af..."

by lorenjigg June 1, 2021

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004