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A beautiful amazing girl who’s is better than any Christian named man. She is loyal and loves calling people she likes monkeys
Oh Christian called you a monkey?? Damn she likes you dude !!!
by anonymous November 22, 2023
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Father Christian

This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.
by ccanonymous January 23, 2025
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Christian Werhner

This is a peculiar type of Christain. You see, everybody loves a Christian, they’re usually very kind-hearted and sweet on the inside. However, this is not the case with a Werhner. This kind of Christian is a rotten, terrible kid who will only grow up to be a loser. He has a couple close friends who he tries his absolute best to keep close, because he has no other ones. If you meet a Christian Werhner, it is best advised you stay away, as your life will only be affected worse.
“I just met this guy named Christian Werhner at the bar table over there, what an asshole.” - Lindsay

“Yeah he’s a loser … and he’s ugly too!” - Kelly
by Laserface4606 July 26, 2022
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Christian

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by I love Zaria June 27, 2018
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Christian

The biggies dick you will ever see and best sex ever
Christian has a huge dick
by AND I OOOOOP October 23, 2019
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Christian

Christian is horny
yea ik
by aparently im a bean😐 May 25, 2021
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American Christian

In simple terms, A fake Christian. This is not exclusive to only Americans but rather a national-neutral term for someone who recognizes that the Bible may have some good teachings but doesn’t actually believe it to be the word of god. Most of these people just believe the Bible is “folklore” or “just a bunch of parables”. But won’t actually do any research on what they are claiming. Essentially just an agnostic or atheist who falsely associates with the Christian spiritual belief. These people are not in touch with their spirituality whatsoever and cling to “ReLigIoNn”. Based on cultural influences, traditionalism and mass deceit of the general population. In fact Jesus tells us to follow him and NOT religion (John 14:6).
Dude did you hear Wyatt is an American Christian? How cringe he should really read the Bible more in-depth.
by occultismDoesntHaveToBeSatanic November 9, 2023
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