soomer

a person who induldges in consumerism.

this dude actually has that one Stanley cup, is he a fucking soomer?

by #1soomer November 16, 2025

soon

A word Lil Bibby uses to keep Juice WRLD fans permanently trapped in a never-ending side quest called Waiting For The Album. Commonly deployed when he needs to buy himself 3-5 more geological eras before dropping anything.

When Bibby says "soon," time loses meaning, calendars become decoration, and fans enter a state known as Temporal Delusion, where they still believe music might drop this year.

Synonyms:
not today, not tomorrow, not ever probably, the next millennium, the next ice age, in another lifetime

Examples:
“Bibby said it’s dropping soon.”
Translation: Prepare your grandchildren for the release party.

“Bro, Bibby said the album dropping soon.”
Translation: See you in 2037.

by P3rk_St3v0 November 30, 2025

soon

never, or in a long long time

We will have a D&D session soon.

by safisol November 30, 2025

Soorya

Not a nice guy, but a "Nice Guy"😩✌🏿

You're such a Soorya.

by Dnwiuh3y46bqq December 16, 2025

Soome soundcheck

𝘏ää𝘭𝘥𝘢𝘥𝘢: 𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘯-𝘵š𝘦𝘬𝘬

Kui on hea leil ja sa lööd saunas sõbramehele lahtise käega vastu kanni akustika huvides.

Pekka: Pasi kle ega siin kerise taga spioone ei ole?
Pasi: *lööb Pekkal kanni roosaks* Ei ole.

Ehe näide “Soome soundcheck”-ist

by Sami Pehkunen January 9, 2026

Soooo

Used to emphasise the use of the word "So"

"This is soooo big"

by Captain Bread January 12, 2026

Newnet soon

A fuckin long time!

New servers will be Newnet soon...

by teh poot0r August 4, 2003