Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”

by Ferballs January 28, 2024

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A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025

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russian gypsy

It is a different kind of gypsy that has its own language vedday means cousin

Prs1Are you a Russian gypsy. prs2yes bley

by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020

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Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

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to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism

R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat

by vuelle October 6, 2020

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russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

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