Red Ring of Death

A common term used in the freak out and xbox 360 community, general hardware failure (much more commonly known as the infamous red ring of death) is when an xbox 360 shows 3 quarters of the circle red. If this happens, the xbox 360 is basically toasted.
Not to be confused with the friendlier hardware failure, who only makes 1 quarter red and doesn't toast your xbox 360.
Name is based of the infamous BSoD (blue screen of death), who can be fixed much easier than the red ring of death.

Epic Gamer: 1, 2... 3 GOD DAMN MY XBOX JUST DIED, MICROSOFT PULLED A THANOS ON ME
Clippy: It seems your xbox got the red ring of death. Would yo-
Epic Gamer: SHUT UP, T SERIES FAN

by Dropped My Idiot March 30, 2019

bloody ring ding

When you get hit in the balls so hard you bleed from your eyes.

Last week Carl gave me a bloody ring ding! I cried only for 3 hours.

by Chickenringdinger January 31, 2017

Ring Flutter

A fluttering of the anus, either in the form of flatulence or of a post Taco Bell experience.

He had Taco Bell on Friday and still has ring flutter today, so he has called in sick.

by fairyflyflo April 20, 2021

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.

Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.

by xPeteyx December 18, 2008

Ring Mandrel

A large metal, aluminum, or wooden shaped rod used in the jewelry industry to measure the size of rings and to jam in the pussy of horny female sales associates.

Also can be broken down to be pronounced as "Man Drill" instead of Mandrel.

(Bob) Hey Barbara, can you pass me that ring mandrel so I can see what size this customers' ring is?
(Barbara) Sure can, as soon as I'm done pleasuring myself with it!

by Definiapro20034 March 13, 2011