Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

Road bully

An aggressive driver, person that has propensity for road rage.

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!

by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Road rocket

A road rocket is when you grind your dick across a running belt sander.

Bro i'm so horny right now, I could do a road rocket on my thing.

by CockGrinder69 April 09, 2022

Saffron Road

an American food brand. It is a subsidiary of American Halal Company, Inc

Saffron Road was ranked number 642 on the Inc. 5000 list in 2015, number 703 in 2016, and 4800 in 2019.22 It ranked third in natural frozen food sales in the United States by 2014

by SPrice1980 May 08, 2023

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021